Who am I? I’m am number 2, you are number 6! Actually, I’m Kelvington. A video editor and Mashup maker. I got my start editing years ago. I love Magix Vegas, and all the Adobe products.
Thanks to all the people on the internet who have enjoyed my videos over the years. When they were up on YouTube, even though most of my videos fall into the “Parody” category, they were taken down. Unlike me, many of you have accepted the situation of your imprisonment, and will die here like rotten cabbages. I did not…
I’ve moved my videos here and continue to add to their numbers. Some of my videos have been featured in “Doctor Who Magazine” and “SFX” magazine. These include “Doctor Who Meets Star Wars”, and the mashup “Doctor Who: Trek Through Time”, which combines “Doctor Who” with “Star Trek” the original series, complete with clever editing, rotoscoping, and new model shots.
When I’m not editing, I enjoy writing and crafting jokes. You will notice there are no ads, no commercials (except for parody ones), there is no stockade. No guard tower. No electronic frontier. Only a magnetic shield prevents beaming. Punishment means exile from prison, to the surface. On the surface, nothing can survive. Work well, and you will be treated well. Work badly, and you will die.
You can contact me via the email form listed above in the “Contact Us…” area. But know this… no one will ever read it, see it, or respond to it in any way.
Yes, I’m all out of fucks to give!
—Kelvington
